It all started out on Thursday morning. I got my wife's shotgun and blasted 2 shots at the door before opening it. I blew the head off the turkey with just 2 shots, the first made it bleed and the second blew it off.
Next thing I knew was that Jill and my boy Hunter plucked the feathers and made some of the best turkey tacos and burritos for the annual Thanksgiving dinner. A little side note: Tacos and burritos make me fart, so they made me a turkey bowl instead.
Just look at that chocolate chocolate chip ice cream! I had plenty of it with the pie!
Post authored by The Honorable, Esteemed And Distinguished Patriotic Joseph Robbinit Biden (The Smartest Leader Of The World Ever). WYL 004
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