Monday, August 26, 2024

Honor The Best Leader Ever!





 

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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Don't Forget This, My Fellow Americans:


 


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Saturday, May 18, 2024

Uncle Bozo


When I was a young toddler in 1942, my uncle Ambrose whom we called Uncle Bozo flew over the moon in an Air Force Fighter Plane.  From the moon, he bombed Adolf Hitler's bunker, forcing him to hide out in the Pacific islands where cannibals lived and hunted.  Adolf Hitler escaped and swam to a submarine, where he made it back to Germany.  My bigly brave Uncle Bozo bravely flew back from the moon, and got radioed to "bomb the dirty little japs" in the Pacific.  The dirty little tRumper Tojo Japs were capturing and eating the Chinese, making chop suey out of them.



Post authored by The Honorable, Esteemed And Distinguished Patriotic Joseph Robbinit Biden (The Smartest Leader Of The World Ever). WYL 007

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Independence Day Was A Success

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Independence Day Was A bigly success this past Monday.  We looked up into the sky and saw a fireworks show naturally happening in the dark .  The show was beyond spectacular!

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Sunday, December 24, 2023

Happy St. Patrick's Day


On this night over 2000 years ago, a boy was born to a nomad who was 700 years old.  This nomad wandered over 2 years and settled in Ireland.  Joseph the nomad had a baby named Patrick, who was found in a tiny boat floating in a rushing river.  His first wife Neille sacrificed her life, rescuing this baby boy from a super flood that ravaged the land.  The flood lasted 40 months, as Neille hung from a tree, keeping Patrick from drowning.  Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Friday, November 24, 2023

My White House Thanksgiving Dinner

It all started out on Thursday morning.  I got my wife's shotgun and blasted 2 shots at the door before opening it.  I blew the head off the turkey with just 2 shots, the first made it bleed and the second blew it off.



Next thing I knew was that Jill and my boy Hunter plucked the feathers and made some of the best turkey tacos and burritos for the annual Thanksgiving dinner.  A little side note:  Tacos and burritos make me fart, so they made me a turkey bowl instead.


And I don't have to mention what kind of desserts I had, do I?  Just kidding!  I had plenty of pie and my favorite Chocolate Chocolate chip ice cream.
 

Just look at that chocolate chocolate chip ice cream!  I had plenty of it with the pie!


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Friday, August 4, 2023

My Daughter's Diary


I'm a very proud daddy to my little pumpkin Ashley.  We did many things together while she was growing up.  I loved playing cats and dogs with her, sniffing her and licking her all over like a playful puppy.  My little pumpkin loved all those precious moments she spent with me, as she wrote in her diary.


I must go now, because I hear an ice cream truck coming down Pennsylvania Avenue right now.  I love Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream cones.

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Thursday, March 9, 2023

My Favorite Pasttimes


My butt feels a huge tingle when I think of my butt buddy Leslie Eldon Carpenter Junior.  He was my daddy's mentor.  Leslie taught me how to swindle my peasants and make boatloads of cash.  He also taught me how to be a daddy to my boys and girl.


Look at my second boy Hunter!  I love him so much!  I got tingles up my behind every time I got to sniff him while bathing him and changing his diapers.  Nothing smells so good like sniffing babies!

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Thursday, January 12, 2023

McCarthy Is A Nitwit

 


This right wing extremist nitwit thinks removing the best ever Congressmen and Congresswomen from choice National Security positions will make the United States a safe nation.  Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and Steny Hoyer made sure the most trustworthy patriots were looking out for America, and that every right wing traitor got left powerless to harm America.  But this far right wing warmonger wants to destroy America by stirring up World War 3.  It's time to get organized to wipe out Congress, the Senate and to keep the White House in 2024.  When a bunch of right wing Governors get taken out, we should celebrate their demise and get the most progressive candidate in their place in any way possible.  We must empower Hakeem Jeffries to help wipe out the GOP in Congress.  Wipe out every GOP Congress Rep in all 50 states!  Take them out in any and all legal ways possible.  And all GOP Governors and Senators must get taken down, Governors first, so that when a GOP Senator is wiped off, a Democrat Governor will place a Democrat in place of the Senator.


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